Dear Alex,
From the newsletter to the inebriated calls, we stay reasonably updated on your life. A while back, on a particularly rough night, you helped an intoxicated girl and it only caused problems for you, without appreciation. With the amount you do, it's rare that one proportionately thanks you for what you do. Here is our best attempt. Merry Christmas and happy new year.


With love,
The biermarket

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